Quotes of the day:

“Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan clubs I cant stand“ - Unknown

"Life is short and none of us are getting out alive."- Unknown

"Your only as strong as the tables u dance on the drinks u mix and the friends u roll with"- Unknown

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, an amateur built the ark, professionals built the Titanic!"- Unknown

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter don't mind and those that who mind don't matter."-Dr Seuss

"Duct tape is like the Force: It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the Universe together"- Unknown

"When life hands you lemons....poison the water supply."-Final Fantasy VI

"It's a Roadrunner world and we are all coyotes in it" - Unknown

"Here, kitty, kitty!"-AEMC

"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic" - AEMC

"Sarcasm: The perfect weapon to combat rampant stupidity." - AEMC

"Virtue is a mask we wear for the world to see that hides the inner beast that either terrifies or sets you free"- Unknown

"I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes." - Unknown

"Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking." William Butler Yeats

"Better to be the architect of something you can endorse than the placard waving protagonist standing in the rain." -Tim Woods, Communications Consultant

"It is unnatural for a majority to rule, for a majority can seldom be organized and united for specific action, and a minority can." -Jean- Jacque Rousseau

"When smashing monuments, save the pedestals – they always come in handy." - Unknown

"Even a little dog can piss on a big building." - Unknown

"You are remembered for the rules you break." -Douglas MacArthur

"We can never solve our significant problems from the same level of thinking we were at when we created the problems."- Albert Einstein

"A computer and email lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns."- Unknown